Okay, in fairness, I suppose it's possible that the fic was written to show that this is extremely unhealthy and that someone needs to be protecting John from his clearly disturbed friends, but from the tone of the request, I kind of doubt it.

I wouldn't bet a red cent.

OTOH, I think I've come out the other side to mostly throwing my hands in the air and exclaiming, "OH NOES TEH RODNEH FANS!" So, so ridiculous.

It's dragging Ronon, of all people, into the mess that adds that extra helping of WTF.