As long as I don't get a PWP writer, I'll probably be fine. I can always background the pairing and write about what everyone else is doing. And if I do get a PWP writer, I'll have to...write it from the POV of people walking past the door. Or maybe from the POV of the furniture.

Actually, it would almost be fun to get one of those poor!stoic!Rodney McShep stories and rewrite it to be more in-character (as per my interpretation of the characters), except that would probably hurt the writer's feelings and I'd rather not do that.

And of course, I could get a John/Cam shipper. Our numbers seem to be growing. :D