A pwp from the pov of people walking by would be so much fun! I'd totally read it :)

Re-doing poor stoic Rodney would also be tempting, but yeah, sort of mean in the end. Though I've got to admit, anyone who writes Keller as an evil harpie who I end up remixing for is going to get their world view shaken and I kind of don't care if it hurts their feelings or it's mean!

Apparently I'm a little too invested in Keller!