(because we all know that Cadman loves to torment her CO

Yeah, but Sheppard likes it. Rodney thinks she and Lorne deserve each other because neither of them treat him with the respect he deserves (Rodney, not John), but John totally gets why the two of them are friends.

Oh, and I totally forgot to say:- me, do me *g* I want to push someone off a cliff

Arthur, Colby, Sheppard