Things can always get better... or at least to the point where everyone's naked

Why is my story which is meant to be mostly porn at nearly 3000 words with (a) no porn, nor even kissing (though some rather geeky flirting) and (b) still needing at least another 1000 words of setup before it can get to the porn.

While my other story, which is not supposed to be porn at all, has two sex scenes already.

On a mostly unrelated note - I really wish del.icio.us allowed for you to comment to things people have said when saving one of your pages (because yes, I do read what people write when they save one of my fics on there - mostly because I like to see what they say, but also partly because I'm curious to see if there's a pattern to what people use as a summary). I end up pointing impotently at my computer screen and going no! no! that's not what it said! Or getting all gooey and happy that someone said something so nice about something I wrote.

OK, rant over - back to the non-porny porn....