Ugh, how is it Monday again already?

1. Woke up with an itchy throat, now I'm too hot and feel like I'm about to pass out. Isn't March too late to be getting a cold?

2. Why, when people ring up for appointments or advice, do they never, ever have a pen and paper to hand? Wouldn't that be something you'd want to write down?

3. ( Cut for rambling about John, Rodney, Jennifer, Rodney/Jennifer and John/Rodney: )