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It's barely nine o'clock and I'm already so done with today.

I woke up at 5.30am and finally went back to sleep about ten minutes before my alarm went off. Then the shelving in the shower fell on my head and dropped all my shampoo and shower gel on my foot, which has a lovely bruise now. I didn't have enough milk to make cereal, burnt the toast, and then when I was packing my bag to leave for work, discovered that the rat had chewed through a corner of it in the night to get at the cereal bar in there.

Nothing like a bad morning to make you *very* careful crossing the road - today really seems like the kind of day that could end with me getting run over by a bus.

Though assuming I survive today, I'm going on holiday tomorrow, for a whole week :)