Marry/Shag/Cliff meme

[bluflamingo]

The rules:

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.

scrollgirl gave me John Sheppard, Cam Mitchell, and Colby Granger:

Marry:



Cam Mitchell. Because he's sweet, and I'm sure he can cook, and the gentlemanly thing probably wouldn't bug me too much if I was married to him. Also, if he was married to me, he could go off and shag John Sheppard without it leading to a messy divorce.

Shag:



Colby Granger. Or, well, not-shag, since I'm gay, but of the three, I think he'd be the least bothered, since clearly he'd want to shag a girl about as much as I'd want to shag a boy.

Cliff:



John Sheppard. Well, would you want to marry him?! Plus, it's canon that he'd survive being pushed off a cliff, so. And he's pretty when he's bruised :o)



And then, because she's nice, and didn't berate me for being way too literal about this, she gave me Sam, Teyla and Cadman instead:

Marry:



Sam Carter. I think she'd be good at the whole independent living thing (yes, I really do get twitchy if I have to share my space with someone for more than a couple of days). Plus, she's very smart, and I really have a thing for smart women.

Shag:



Teyla. Mainly because I'd be too intimidated to actually speak to her, but I think she'd be up to seducing someone who just blushed and muttered.

Cliff:



Cadman. She's a marine, she'd probably bounce!

Comments

[athousanderrors.livejournal.com]

Me! Me!

I hate it when memes are literal or assume one sex or the other. *kicks memes*

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

I hate it when memes are literal or assume one sex or the other. *kicks memes*

I think in this case, it was me being too literal, not the meme.

Hmm-Tosh, Mal Reynolds, Owen.

[angelofmercy.livejournal.com]

me!

[angelofmercy.livejournal.com]

also, i would totally shag Cadman and gleefully cliff sam.

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

No! Why Sam? I mean, yes, totally, on shagging Cadman, but Sam off a cliff, gleefully?!

Hmm-Lorne, Cadman, Colby (or Liz)

[angelofmercy.livejournal.com]

Sam got on my nerves sometime around season 4 or so and I never could figure out why - I think it became irreconcilable after she left Pete.

Gunna go w/ Colby for two reasons - I like boys a bit better (though oddly enough I've kissed more women than men) and Liz would be an obvious cliff ;)

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Sam got on my nerves sometime around season 4 or so

Ah, before my time.

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, I still owe you a list of Best Eps of SG-1! Soon, soon.

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

:o)))) I just went and downloaded all the episodes with Major Davis, since he seems to be popping up all over all of a sudden. Not that I've actually watched any of them, but between that and you, I might actually get persuaded into early Sg1. Eep!

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

I love and adore your reasons for shoving both Sheppard and Cadman off a cliff (although, you might want to be careful. They'd probably plot their revenge on you while they're down there *g*)

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

They'd probably plot their revenge on you while they're down there *g*)

But I'm little and helpless, Sheppard would take pity on me rather than torment me. Maybe. Actually, I don't think I could even fake helpless.

Cadman... yeah, I'd just have to suffer the revenge on that one.

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

Hummm, you could probably act helpless enough to convince Sheppard to forgive you, but yeah, Cadman would totally not fall for it and would probably tease Sheppard for doing so *g*

(because we all know that Cadman loves to torment her CO - but not quite as much as she enjoys winding up Rodney)

Oh, and I totally forgot to say:- me, do me *g* I want to push someone off a cliff

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

(because we all know that Cadman loves to torment her CO

Yeah, but Sheppard likes it. Rodney thinks she and Lorne deserve each other because neither of them treat him with the respect he deserves (Rodney, not John), but John totally gets why the two of them are friends.

Oh, and I totally forgot to say:- me, do me *g* I want to push someone off a cliff

Arthur, Colby, Sheppard

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

Arthur, Colby, Sheppard
Changed my mind. I don't want to push anyone off a cliff.

This is going to take some very careful deliberation, I can tell you

*ponders*

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

If I was going with my head and not my hormones, I'd pick Cam as husband too -- dependable, charming, ambitious yet hardworking.

Interesting what you said about Sam! She's a workaholic so yeah, probably you'd have lots of space!

Plus, it's canon that he'd survive being pushed off a cliff, so. And he's pretty when he's bruised :o)

Omigod, I'd forgot that! Hee!

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

I'd pick Cam as husband too -- dependable, charming, ambitious yet hardworking.

Exactly - plus, you know, he's very pretty. Only thing is, he's clearly meant to be with John, which would be a downside in a husband, I think, for most people.

Interesting what you said about Sam! She's a workaholic so yeah, probably you'd have lots of space!

Yeah; we'd have the kind of marriage where you don't actually live together.

[10pmpacifictime.livejournal.com]

I'll bite.

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Colby, Lorne, Sheppard (I was going to say David, but would you shove him off a cliff just to get him out of the way for Colbuy/Lorne?!)

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, I'm in. I'll take guys or girls. *grins*

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

I was going to say John, Rodney, Ronon, but someone beat me to it, so: Teyla, Elizabeth, Larrin

[vakair-dar.livejournal.com]

Me too!

And oddly enough, I would marry John. XD

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Um.... Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Cam Mitchell.

And oddly enough, I would marry John

Yeah? I think if he was real I'd ant to be friends with him (he'd fit right in with everyone else I know, since they're all a little strange) but I think I'd kill him if I had to be married to him.

[vakair-dar.livejournal.com]

Awesome, but I don't get any women? XD

Yep, while I don't agree with somethings he did, he's definitely my type and he seems to be a 'actions speak louder than words' guy and I can totally dig that with my extremely physically affectionate self. XD

But damn, now I have to pick someone to cliff! >.

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Given your icon, switch one of them for Teyla, if you like :o)

[vakair-dar.livejournal.com]

Sweet, I'll do that today! :D

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Cool :o)