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[bluflamingo]

Snagged from celli: Give me two characters (they don't have to be from the same fandom) and I'll give you a text message, email, or voice mail message from one to the other.

Yes, I'm totally looking for excuses not to work on either editing my big bang fic, having had comments back from one of my betas, or writing my femslash 08 fic, even though it's half done and I know exactly what's going to happen.

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[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

I realized I had no interest in whiny diatribes written in Kavenaugh's voice, however well-written they might be

Wouldn't a well-written whiny diatribe be even more annoying than a poorly written one? Like distilled essence of Kavanaugh whine.

I will write you something for this, but life suddenly got majorly hectic and my brain refuses to offer up fictional words. Next week, hopefully.

[bruinsfan.livejournal.com]

No worries (or pressure), I completely understand about life's frantic pace intruding.

As annoying as Kavenaugh is, I'd prefer something that actually sounds like him in all his whiny glory to some of the fics I've run across where he's written like an evil junior high cheerleader (perhaps the authors' only reference point for antagonists?).

Zelenka and Lorne, email

[bluflamingo.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a reasonably good excuse to take a break from job application forms...

From: e.lorne@cheyenne.mil.af
To: r.zelenka@cheyenne.mil.af
Subject: Re: Mission Request

You know, Doc, I was reliably informed when I got here that you were the reasonable one of the science team. Go to Dr Zelenka, people told me, he’s rational, he understands, he doesn’t ask for ridiculous things and then yell when he doesn’t get them. Nice guy, that Dr Zelenka, they said.

This is the last time I listen to what anyone in Atlantis tells me, because clearly they all lie. It’s the only possible explanation for why you’ve just sent me a request for over half of my marines to accompany a two-week research mission to a planet that hasn’t even been fully cleared yet, because it might have ZPMs.

Either that, or it’s April Fools Day in Atlantis and no-one told me. How is the conversion calendar coming, anyway?

On an unrelated note, any chance that you could persuade McKay to take Sheppard exploring the city for a day? I know he’s still recovering, but he’s perfectly capable of walking around, and if I don’t get him out of my hair for a few hours, I’m going to shoot him for real. And I really don’t need the paperwork.

EL

PS – If you’re serious with this, drop by my office this afternoon and we’ll discuss it.