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Title: Mix It Up
Fandom: Star Trek/SGA
Pairing/characters: Sheppard, Kirk, McCoy, Emmagan, Uhura; Sheppard/Kirk, Emmagan/Uhura
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,764
Summary: Five Starfleet Academy students in a bar, with unresolved sexual tension and alcohol. Sounds like the start to a bad joke (pre-Reboot movie; no spoilers for SGA)
A/N: Written for xover-exchange; beta'd by fyrefly101

Mix It Up

1. My flat is so tidy! I took three bags of old clothes to the charity shop, threw away a load of stuff, and tidied away a few bulky things, and now there's so much space!

2. Black Fedora won an arbitrary mod prize at kink_bingo! And got ( this ) really cool banner.

3. Three sg_five_things fics:

Five people Ronon has loved (some Ronon/Lorne and Ronon/Melena)

Five odd places golf balls have been food at the SGC or Atlantis (some John/Cam)

Four injuries that Sam actually liked receiving and one she didn't (some Sam/OFC and Sam/O'Neill)

I wrote two fics for the latest round of the sga_kinkmeme:

Trust Me: Rodney/John, bondage, gags, D/s, sex continuing after John safe words but Rodney doesn't hear it.

Hands On: Amelia/Jennifer, after breaking up with their respective boyfriends, Amelia and Jennifer go shopping for sex toys, then make use of them; includes sex with a strap-on.

And now linking to my contributions to the last round of sg_five_things:

Five peopleJohn hopes never to be stuck in a transporter with ever again

Five failed rescue missions (warning, character deaths)

Five times Sam's temper got the better of her

One final ficlet from the guess the line meme:

Future Planning: prompt John/Cam happy ending, for spillingvelvet, vaguely future fic

( Future Planning )

Three five things ficlets, over at sg1_five_things

Five unexpected couples SG-1 found out about from their visiting multiverse counterparts in Ripple Effect

Five things people from the Atlantis expedition told Dr Kate Heightmeyer

Five things that future history books get wrong about the stargate and the SGC

Title: Breaking and Entering and Bubble Bath
Fandom: SGA
Characters: Vega/Keller
Rating: Mature
Word count: 1004
Summary: Jennifer gets bubble bath in a care package from home, and she and Alicia take advantage of Rodney being off-world to use it; written for the washing/cleaning square on my kink_bingo card; set in the same universe as Summer Days

( Breaking and Entering and Bubble Bath )

Dear Atlantis fic writers,

If you're going to mention in your story in which John's team is taken captive on another planet that (a) the gate is unguarded and (b) they've been held for the best part of a month, you need to at least acknowledge that they'd expect Lorne to have come blazing through to save them at some point during this month. And fine, he can not succeed for whatever reason, but John and co would expect Atlantis to at least try to rescue them, and probably be worried over why it hasn't happened. I mean, they're busy, but they're not *that* busy.

Things I have to say now that I've started writing this (it's the Vega/Keller season 5 au I've been saying I'll write for months):

1. My God, Mallozi is a huge idiot when he talks about Vega, isn't he? Even worse on the deleted scenes - "a hot girl who just happens to be a lesbian," but then has to have her storyline and eventually her life sacrificed in the name of Rodney/Jennifer/Ronon love triangle stupidity. Now Rodney(or Ronon)/Jennifer/Vega love triangle would have been interesting and new, even if it did end up Jennifer/Rodney.

2. Also, the fact that you only have one single woman (apparently, he couldn't have a Vega/Keller plot because it was weird to have everyone in love with the one single woman) on the show is a sign that there's something wrong with your show, considering it used to have three (Weir, Emmagan, Heightmeyer) as well as a bunch of occasional characters (Cadman, Simpson, Brown, off the top of my head). It's full of single men - some of them could have been women (like Sam. Why did they have to get rid of Sam?)

3. I'm starting to wonder if I can write the whole thing with only occasional mention of male characters, and very little actual interaction with them, without it seeming forced. I mean, I've done the reverse (though actually, looking at what I've recently written, that's tended to be because they've been very closed in on two characters - Fall, for example, is Sheppard and Lorne in their office from start to finish, and they have almost no contact with anyone else). On the other hand, is it possible to write a story featuring two military characters without ever havig them interact with their male COs? Or the head of medical having no contact with any male patients (or the two guys interested in her?) I guess it depends where the story goes - those scenes could happen off-screen.

Anyway...

Title: Fall, Fall, Fall
Fandom: SGA
Characters: Lorne, Sheppard
Rating: PG
Word count: 4418
Summary: This is the part that comes after the bad part, after the heroic rescue. Except it's still the bad part, and a heroic rescue wouldn't go amiss; written for sgagenficathon, beta'd by dossier

Fall, Fall, Fall